Lost in Translation

run-yourheartout:

being hydrated is rad but peeing twenty-five hundred times a day is not. 

i feel this in my soul

(via kahlo-coast)

theproblematicblogger:

I am not a “put the spider outside” person let me be absolutely clear about that

(via connecticutprepster)

nickisverse:

readthewholelibrary:

nickisverse:

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

You are being unraisinable.

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

(via myvoicemailisfull)

foxnewsofficial:

it’s quite liberating growing up and realising your parents don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about

(via tyleroakley)